Elmer Outlaw

Stan & Golly's Whoppers Elmer Outlaw

These stories are about the lifelong friendship of Stan and Golly. They meet in the third grade and are now, over 60 years later, reminiscing and telling their stories. They tell about the grammar school teacher who squeezed a quart of water from a little mouse. And about Golly's Daddy who was the original entrepreneur by taking a disaster and turning it into a one hundred dollar bill. If you were ever in the military, you may see yourself in the 'You are in the Army now' section. If you are a sportsman you too will ask the question 'What did you catch him on?' 'Richard's Deer Hunt' will bring a smile to your face. Yes, he has already sold the 30-06. You may even learn why Clemson discontinued all courses on plowing. If you have ever worked around others, and who hasn't, the story about 'Two Black Eyes' will make you chuckle. Yes, it really happened in church. And if you go to church, there are some preacher stories, 'Do Something Religious', that you can tell on your pastor. If you have children, there are stories where you may think it's your kid. My favorite is 'Unofficially', about a teen age daughter. And scattered through all of this you may find a little wisdom, but don't blame me, it just slipped in.